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Aspiring polyandrist,
Semi-passionate cook,
Devistatingly obsessed television watcher,
Void of emotion,
If that didn't scare you off..

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via yourejustalineinasong)

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

me currently!??!??!!! ugh…

(via finching)

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

Lol

(via lucindaprice)