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Aspiring polyandrist,
Semi-passionate cook,
Devistatingly obsessed television watcher,
Void of emotion,
If that didn't scare you off..

lookitscolette:

ffffjjjj:

mango-emoji:

they hittin that shit and don’t even know it

it is 2:30 in the morning and tears are rolling down my face

I will reblog this until it stops being funny which is never

(Source: ridge, via fairywingsandarmyboots)

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

(Source: punkleaf, via telephonealejandro)

dampsandwich:

pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate

(via yourejustalineinasong)