(via fuckoffharry)
ok it’s just really hard when you hate so many people but like you have to be friends with most of them
my bff is my laptop because I can look up recipes and watch tv on it
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via telephonealejandro)
people that have had someone tell them that they should try out for American Idol when they are TERRIBLE singers like bleeding ears bad.
also another favorite thing of mine is when that same person tells you that someone told them they should try out for American Idol, but humbly tell you they aren’t good enough
then they tell you you’re “singing” super bass poorly
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
(via yourejustalineinasong)