Aspiring polyandrist,
Semi-passionate cook,
Devistatingly obsessed television watcher,
Void of emotion,
If that didn't scare you off..

simsgonewrong:

we have a rising artist in the making

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

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it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

(via fuckoffharry)

ok it’s just really hard when you hate so many people but like you have to be friends with most of them

my bff is my laptop because I can look up recipes and watch tv on it

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

college

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via telephonealejandro)

people that have had someone tell them that they should try out for American Idol when they are TERRIBLE singers like bleeding ears bad.

also another favorite thing of mine is when that same person tells you that someone told them they should try out for American Idol, but humbly tell you they aren’t good enough

then they tell you you’re “singing” super bass poorly

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

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i’m still on

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i still haven’t been banned

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I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

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and i only got banned for 24 hours

(via yourejustalineinasong)